Because Sam,its_only_mii did this and it amused me.
**Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FUNNIEST definition it gives you...
2) Your age?
When you 69 with a nugget.
Person 1: "I did a 19 with a nug last night."
Person 2: "Thats been on my do to list forever. Nice!"
3) One of your friends?
Jamie--would've said Sam but she already knows what her name means lOl
Definion 2) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
Person 1-Definition 1) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...
"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?
Person 2-Definition 2) Girl to her friend.
"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"
4) What should you be doing?
Not funny..just very sad
5) Favorite color?
an irritating choice of word for "pussy" or any vaginal based slang, used in the original manga books of "Battle Royale" when translated into english.
"tell me something i wanna hear, tell me of some pink, tell me something i can masturbate over"
Where you wax your punani completley, so there is nothing left.
A:"Where is your hair?"
B:"I had a hollywood.. "
7) Month of your birthday?
twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices & Impalas.
NIGGA 2: "Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?"
NIGGA 3: "Nah, nigga, he ridin’ February – 28’s nigga..."
TOTALLY QUOTING URBANDICTIONARY.COM VERBATIM
8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Richard--there were too many to choose from lOl
Tagging whoever reads this cuz I'm bored and I wanna make others feel like they HAVE to do it..although they are bored too!!